TONGUE TWISTERS

SH:
There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

CH vs. SH:
Which witch wished which wicked wish?

S vs. SH:
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
//
Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts.

S vs. CH vs. SH:
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

TH:
I thought a thought.
But the thought I though wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
//
They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

θ vs. ð:
Thank the other three brothers of their father's
mother's brother's side.

W:
While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
//
Who washed Washingtn's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?

U:
One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

R:
Once upon a barren moor,
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar -
That boar will bore the bear no more.

GHT:
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight

SW:
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

TR:
Hi-tech traveling tractor trailor truck tracker

GLOTTAL STOP:
Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.